Mommy: Do you guys know who we are remembering today?
Emily and Lizzy: People who died.
Mommy: People who died how?
Emily: Smoking.
* So close. We are going to go have an FHE lesson now on the importance of those who have fought to make this country free. Happy Memorial Day to you all. :)
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alexander joel : 15
elizabeth ellen : 13
emily jane : 13
molly venice : 8
margaret lilley : 5
Funny Miss Molly
"Mommy, do you want to listen to some Carrie Underwear?"
"Mommy, we should get you a agent, huh?"
"I accidentally did it on purposed."
"Look! There's a Y up in the mountains for Molly!"
"Mommy, you are SO proud of me. Now you probly want to give me a candy!"
"My rolley-polley, Laura Ingalls, just crawled away and got dead."
"My heart was beeping SO much."
"Mommy, I'm still hungry. In REAL LIFE I am."
"Mmmm...this leaf smells like pasta juice!"
"Mommy. Do you know the coolest thing that I never sawlin?"
"It doesn't taste like an eyeball. It just tastiz like a real life peach."
"Should we get the sly fwatter and whap it with it?"
"They're called cough drops because I think your coughs drop off onto the ground."
"You know how after you stick your finger in your ear? Those flowers smell like THAT."
"I'm not doing that slide anymore. That slide is ridiclyous."
"Mom, why do big people have hair in their nose?"
"Margaret, you are SO cute! Professional cute."
"On this day, I didn't have a tangle in my hair. It was just plain old soft."
"Mommy, I love you more than you love me. I love you to all the long places."
"When you get dead, it's not nothing to cry about, 'cause you'll be with Jesus."
"I can't wear these shoes, cause else they might give me blisters."
"Mommy, my friend Kaylee...she becomes really nice."
"Mom, don't lay on my stomach. It makes it so I can't breathe. I'll be dead basically."
"If I didn't love Jesus, I'd have to go to the low heaven with the angels."
"Mommy, we should get you a agent, huh?"
"I accidentally did it on purposed."
"Look! There's a Y up in the mountains for Molly!"
"Mommy, you are SO proud of me. Now you probly want to give me a candy!"
"My rolley-polley, Laura Ingalls, just crawled away and got dead."
"My heart was beeping SO much."
"Mommy, I'm still hungry. In REAL LIFE I am."
"Mmmm...this leaf smells like pasta juice!"
"Mommy. Do you know the coolest thing that I never sawlin?"
"It doesn't taste like an eyeball. It just tastiz like a real life peach."
"Should we get the sly fwatter and whap it with it?"
"They're called cough drops because I think your coughs drop off onto the ground."
"You know how after you stick your finger in your ear? Those flowers smell like THAT."
"I'm not doing that slide anymore. That slide is ridiclyous."
"Mom, why do big people have hair in their nose?"
"Margaret, you are SO cute! Professional cute."
"On this day, I didn't have a tangle in my hair. It was just plain old soft."
"Mommy, I love you more than you love me. I love you to all the long places."
"When you get dead, it's not nothing to cry about, 'cause you'll be with Jesus."
"I can't wear these shoes, cause else they might give me blisters."
"Mommy, my friend Kaylee...she becomes really nice."
"Mom, don't lay on my stomach. It makes it so I can't breathe. I'll be dead basically."
"If I didn't love Jesus, I'd have to go to the low heaven with the angels."
people I love:
- ammon & jillian
- april & dave
- april anderton
- bailey
- brenda & jaron
- brielle & brock
- brinn & kent
- brittney & dan
- carey & todd
- carrie & dave
- christy linsky
- cindi & brian
- dan & michele
- david & kami
- diana & nate
- erin & derrick
- erin & sverre
- heath & christy
- jaime & banning
- jamie & greg
- jessica & ryan
- jim & reenie in africa
- kami & jason
- kari & tim
- kate & matt
- katie grace
- kim & brock
- kim & tim
- kris tina & greg
- kristin & jon
- kylie & eric
- lisa & tony
- london & spencer
- mallory & dane
- marci & jj
- mark lee
- mason & alyssa
- matt & jessica
- matt & sarah
- matt & trudi
- megan and kids
- melanie & elliot
- melissa & family
- melissa & scott
- michelle & aaron
- mike & sharene
- misi & rina
- mrs. anderson
- rachel & carl
- rich
- ryan & brittany
- stephanie & david
- tara & nick
- tom & wendi
- travis & andrea
7 comments:
Kids say the darndest things!!
I laughed out loud, then showed Aaron and he laughed out loud too! So funny. Happy Memorial Day!
hahaha This is too cute!
So, here is this website that you might like... www.simplemom.net
it is fun and she is adorable and creative. she also has her own blog~ www.betterthingsahead.com
oh, and she is on etsy too :)
lol!! That is the funniest thing I've heard all day!!! I love your kids!!!
That is so funny. I love those girls!
Hey, I'm sure some of the deaths were related to smoking. That was one cute and creative answer sweet Emily!!!!!
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